Oh Tumblr, I have neglected you!
Last night was my prom. It was fantastic, if a bit weird in the night. It’ll take a bit of getting used to being crushed by all those perverts at once in Oceana, but I’ll get over it. Food was lush, somebody turned up in the same dress as me but I was cool as glass (note the sarcasm with which I say that, I don’t actually speak like this) danced on what pretty much was glass and...